Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Who am I? Not the greatest housewife in the world, that's for SURE!

So here I am. 36 years old, married for 9 years with a beautiful 5 year old little girl named Megan from Queens, NY. Not very exciting huh? Well, don't let my "mundane" sounding lifestyle fool you. While none of this sounds particularly exciting, I must tell you that each and every day of my life is like a new day at the circus. I am a "stay at home mother" to a child who is now in school full time...I am a "stay at home mother" who HATES STAYING AT HOME. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE being here for my little girl. I love bringing her to school and throwing 100 kisses back and forth at the door, I love picking her up in the afternoon and knocked over by her lightening speedy self as she smothers me with hugs and kisses, I love doing homework with her, and cooking her dinner and tucking her in bed at night. What I don't love about staying home? EVERYTHING ELSE! A Martha Stewart, I AM NOT! My husband would whole heartedly agree with me but it doesn't really bother me at all. I can't see the mess in front of my eyes, therefore making me an AWFUL housewife as far as keeping house goes. I don't like decorating my home because I simply don't have an "eye" for it. I am perfectly content with making chicken cutlets (my best dish) every other night for dinner and having all the necessary fast food numbers on speed dial. All in all, I simply SUCK at the staying home part..the Mommy part? Not too bad. 


I hope you join me in my journey through my circus of a life. I think a lot of you will be able to identify with my ups and downs and even if you can't, hopefully I will be able to make you smile or laugh or even shed a tear here and there. I figure, hey, why should I be the only one a part of a circus..didn't we all want to go to clown school when we were young?


Stay tuned for more details and a closer look at my mid life crisis before my real mid life crisis....this could get interesting..............